@ponypooper yeah ... By: RitsumeiAoyagi. on 30 Jul 10, 11:23:27 @ponypooper yeah its the easest thing to do but i guess they are so lonely in their life they have to insult someone just to get attention
@XxHenrehxX OMG ... By: RitsumeiAoyagi. on 30 Jul 10, 11:22:13 @XxHenrehxX OMG THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!!
YOUR SO LUCKY!!!
@musicmeister24 ... By: RitsumeiAoyagi. on 30 Jul 10, 11:21:31 @musicmeister24 YEAH!! if i could vote 1000000000 times on this comment i would but i would have to stop soon cuz its 4:21 and im already geting crazy
Love this!! ... By: lanieannn. on 30 Jul 10, 05:47:27 Love this!! Couldent stop laughing! :)
you are right they ... By: mousie1103. on 29 Jul 10, 22:45:15 you are right they probably dont even have lifes.
you are right they ... By: mousie1103. on 29 Jul 10, 22:44:12 you are right they probably dont even have .
OMG, OH MY GOD!! ... By: XxHenrehxX. on 29 Jul 10, 21:16:10 OMG, OH MY GOD!! FRED COMMENTED ON MY CHANNEL!!
he has done better ... By: Twittchell2000. on 29 Jul 10, 16:23:27 he has done better things than this
@ponypooper or u ... By: 10q32z. on 29 Jul 10, 07:13:10 @ponypooper or u can just ignore it,thumbs up is u agree
ya everyone who was ... By: RavenAndJaelynnRock. on 29 Jul 10, 07:06:50 ya everyone who was talking about not to watch if you don't like fred your so right so f*ck off!
OMG IM SOOO TIRED ... By: ponypooper. on 29 Jul 10, 01:50:47 OMG IM SOOO TIRED OF SEEING PPL'S COMMENTS SAYING THAT 'FRED SUKS' OR 'I HATE THIS GAY FAGGOT' I MEAN, SERIOUSLY IM TIRED OF ALL THIS RETARDED CRAP THAT PEOPLE ARE GIVING FRED. IT'S LIKE, DONT WATCH THIS VIDEO THEN!!!!!!! DUH!!!
fred you are funny ... By: Dapaintballking7. on 28 Jul 10, 21:49:45 fred you are funny but you give bad advice!!! if you hate cats say yes!
go to ... By: ErinAndDakotaWebshow. on 28 Jul 10, 20:10:12 go to ErinAndDakotaWebshow channel
Well Fred I can ... By: XBlackRose023X. on 28 Jul 10, 19:43:03 Well Fred I can give you advise... you need to make a vid to your haters because apperrantly they're trying to start another unsubscribe to Fred crap. Also season 2-3 were the best Fred episodes. Season 4 is alright but I'd have to pick between NigaHiga and you it'd be NigaHiga. :/ Good Luck on your movie, I'll be watching it whether it fails like "The Last Airbender" or eplodes to the top like "Dispicable Me". Except they weren't on Nick :O
my name is taylor.! ... By: xoloverockerxo999. on 28 Jul 10, 19:27:00 my name is taylor.! :DDD
is this mocking ... By: shifty3204. on 28 Jul 10, 14:08:25 is this mocking others?
escuse me, i meant ... By: xWhatTheBOOMx. on 28 Jul 10, 09:34:38 escuse me, i meant 3 to 5. but still, you know my point.
F?ED is actually ... By: sumitha811. on 28 Jul 10, 09:31:27 F?ED is actually cute! he's funny when he's crazayy :P but a lil gay dontcha think? I wanna actually see how he talks in his real voice & sweetly xD
you know, i don't ... By: xWhatTheBOOMx. on 28 Jul 10, 09:30:49 you know, i don't like complaints, but i also don't like complaints about complaints. it really gets annoying once it gets to the part where you see like, 4 or 5 in a row like the ones below this comment....
guys stop baggin on ... By: Ashilanathegreat. on 28 Jul 10, 06:34:07 guys stop baggin on lucas hes tryin to make kids laugh and if u dont like him dont watch him
For you haters of ... By: filipinoflicks. on 28 Jul 10, 01:19:23 For you haters of fred watching this video... GET A LIFE!
theres a fred movie ... By: jedi1000. on 28 Jul 10, 00:36:22 theres a fred movie coming out!
cut the ad out and ... By: smoolet. on 29 Jul 10, 07:15:41 cut the ad out and its great !
best!!!!! By: rogeriokloh. on 28 Jul 10, 23:20:09 best!!!!!
Mozão, está é pra ... By: Calbiel2. on 27 Jul 10, 03:09:48 Mozão, está é pra vc!!! Te amo!!!
I think this is the ... By: zaccurian. on 25 Jul 10, 23:16:08 I think this is the best song of Tears For Fears, and one of the best songs ever made!
@KamenRyderBlackRX ... By: carcassgrindcorpsesc. on 24 Jul 10, 19:42:05 @KamenRyderBlackRX she is amazing, i downloaded a couple of songs by her and its incredible... there is one song called "colors of the heart" with jaci velasquez (or someting like that) and she sings incredible
Better than most.. ... By: cantundrstdurbitchin. on 24 Jul 10, 00:52:49 Better than most.. bon, bon, bon, tres magnifique. English, Francais, any language very special music. Peace to all.
got all there ... By: CraptinPants76. on 23 Jul 10, 00:03:52 got all there albums but am i the only one who thinks there 90's efforts were better than there 80s?
Gracias por ... By: carogugu. on 21 Jul 10, 15:38:01 Gracias por compartilo...es de lo mejor...;-)
Two best vocalist ... By: masterbutan. on 20 Jul 10, 18:53:13 Two best vocalist thats what I like in Tears for? Fears.
I love this song!! By: IMakeTheLordNev. on 18 Jul 10, 05:38:03 I love this song!!
@archiviti são ... By: bobeeboro. on 18 Jul 10, 02:44:07 @archiviti são momentos que em nossa vida vão e não voltam ++++..compartilho com vc esse classic anos 80's.
soulful music By: rmarsonutube. on 15 Jul 10, 08:31:54 soulful music
SUPER! By: Deathrow4ro. on 14 Jul 10, 16:40:51 SUPER!
Simplemente lo mejor By: mauro270380. on 12 Jul 10, 13:03:36 Simplemente lo mejor
Oleta Adams at ... By: KamenRyderBlackRX. on 10 Jul 10, 04:53:46 Oleta Adams at piano.
Eu amei mito com ... By: archiviti. on 09 Jul 10, 19:15:44 Eu amei mito com essa musica em 1990, Isabel Cristina Guarda, inesquecivel, não podia ouvir essa musica que eu chorava.
Mythical Group ! By: zz77all. on 09 Jul 10, 15:44:28 Mythical Group !
TFF... top group By: Whi5t1eR. on 08 Jul 10, 07:39:19 TFF... top group
tears for fears,the ... By: Ivocristiano. on 06 Jul 10, 23:23:12 tears for fears,the best music,forever.....
Adoro esta pieza, ... By: susacandy. on 01 Jul 10, 02:16:25 Adoro esta pieza, me trae muchos recuerdos padrísimos.
what happened to ... By: Jbuonocore. on 30 Jun 10, 22:04:56 what happened to Music these days, the stuff they record now, is crap. This is Music, stuff made in the 60's, 70's and 80's, that's music
No one gives Tears ... By: PaulThePuppetier. on 25 Jun 10, 16:24:09 No one gives Tears For Fears the credit they diserve
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This is the best live advice from Johnny Depp Inside The Actors Studio. This few sentences realy get into me and inspired me a lot. Hope u feel the same.
@SouthBendKE HE ... By: Lalrimkima. on 30 Jul 10, 01:02:42
@SouthBendKE HE REMINDS ME OF MY FRIEND JOHNNY
I've been in that ... By: KyleLiggett. on 27 Jul 10, 05:00:42 I've been in that same exact sittuation, and I know exactly how he feels, sometimes I need to hear it to remind me.
@MrVDC1996 lmao ... By: o0GermanGuy0o. on 26 Jul 10, 12:17:14 @MrVDC1996 lmao yeah i looks like it!
1:57 woah i think ... By: MrVDC1996. on 26 Jul 10, 04:01:50 1:57 woah i think she wants a little of johnny inside of her
@SouthBendKE Would ... By: anjolllllie. on 24 Jul 10, 15:06:03 @SouthBendKE Would u introduce Bill with us? lol.
@qqqTOXICqqq : What ... By: Veloce3. on 23 Jul 10, 04:46:25 @qqqTOXICqqq : What a twat you are!
No he doesn't waste ... By: democratsrshit. on 22 Jul 10, 07:51:55 No he doesn't waste his money..he just buys an Island ..Phphph..shut up!He can spend his money how ever he wants.Whats it any of your business?
can anybody tell me ... By: FioriBen. on 21 Jul 10, 21:18:46 can anybody tell me the advice that his mother told him?? i cant unerstand every word soo..
@aadityamenon ... By: JamMasterJay63. on 21 Jul 10, 18:46:03 @aadityamenon thanks man
@JamMasterJay63 ... By: aadityamenon. on 21 Jul 10, 14:42:00 @JamMasterJay63 Couldn't agree with you more ma
He reminds me of my ... By: SouthBendKE. on 20 Jul 10, 04:24:48 He reminds me of my friend Bill.
Johnny Depp Is So ... By: MegaAaronL. on 20 Jul 10, 01:29:24 Johnny Depp Is So Down To Earth What A Reall Guy He Is Compared To Some Of The Other Ass Holes
@knthyl It's a ... By: Msearthwalker. on 19 Jul 10, 15:09:29 @knthyl It's a cigarette and a glass
I love this man By: IRONATRIPPY. on 18 Jul 10, 13:40:15 I love this man
what is he holding ... By: knthyl. on 18 Jul 10, 01:19:35 what is he holding between his fingers?
I love the way you ... By: qqqTOXICqqq. on 16 Jul 10, 07:28:06 I love the way you see some of these people in these classes on TV, and some are about 30 something years old(look at the guy next to her he's abot 50) looking for advice on a real acting carrer on TV/Film. The truth is it very hard for anyone, especially for females, it's very hard, and she's way to old looking. SHe's probably working in a diner right now linking people into this clip. Harsh but true...
You must? read this ... By: 17amarafi. on 13 Jul 10, 20:18:22 You must? read this. Once? you have started there is no turning back.?? A little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. Her body was not found until 1947. Then a boy last week read this and did not copy and? paste this message.? The dead? girl appeared in his room? haunting him and killed him. If you do not? copy and? paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room at midnight and haunt you and kill you.? Well? you better start to copy and paste to
@frikozoy ... By: kingr33per. on 13 Jul 10, 05:53:39 @frikozoy appearently he got famous working in a shop or something and a producer who freaquented there convinced him to act i think
i love how when he ... By: sporewhore1. on 13 Jul 10, 04:55:32 i love how when he answers a question he looks directly at the person, he never trys to make it a show, just honest, and answering
I really dont have ... By: jacksblack1. on 12 Jul 10, 03:31:44 I really dont have anything to say. I am not impressed because he is only being how we should expect all people to be. The ones that act inappropriate are the ones that should be put in their place. I like him but he is just being normal. What else is he supposed to be and what else is he suppose to act like. This should be expected.
@JamMasterJay63 ... By: Masterpieceman16. on 10 Jul 10, 11:50:58 @JamMasterJay63 whatev dude. I don't feel like arguing.
Since it is an ... By: OysterHuman. on 10 Jul 10, 05:19:11 Since it is an audience full of actors I wonder if they're all just acting like they're paying attention.
@JamMasterJay63 I ... By: JamMasterJay63. on 10 Jul 10, 00:54:20 @JamMasterJay63 I mean come on look at my profile. I only started listening to Rap because of my community. It's all you hear. I know what I am talking about dude. And in this community your their chew toy until you stand up.
@JamMasterJay63 ... By: JamMasterJay63. on 10 Jul 10, 00:52:00 @JamMasterJay63 They target kids, and once they've found their target that isn't gonna fight back they will continue everyday to fuck with that person.
@Masterpieceman16 ... By: JamMasterJay63. on 10 Jul 10, 00:50:31 @Masterpieceman16 No I have a feeling that all the ghetto trash I was forced and surrounded by were disrespectful and always found ways to push my buttons. You know I was fine I turned the cheek EVERYTIME until it came to them saying something about my mom. Dude I have a feeling that you think your jesus or something just cause you probably didn't live in a community where everyone was fucking with you. Bullying doesn't get better as you get older ONLY worse.
1:13 cutest bit ... By: lilmisslottie. on 10 Jul 10, 17:41:23 1:13 cutest bit ever!! :D
Also, at 1:35 she ... By: HadarahLT. on 08 Jul 10, 17:43:22 Also, at 1:35 she says price to pay..listen closely...theres a CH and ISt as in christ to PRAY theres an R sound in pay...
Do u not hear it? ... By: HadarahLT. on 08 Jul 10, 17:38:41 Do u not hear it? the whole song..but strongly at 1:40..she says I kill myself.. they add a G sound so its I gill myself very good advice...
@LeoDeGrand with ... By: hfhfhfhfhfhfhfhhj. on 05 Jul 10, 11:42:42 @LeoDeGrand with everything going on within this scene the one thing that catches your attention is her legs?
Poor Alice, she's ... By: mag237. on 30 Jun 10, 21:57:53 Poor Alice, she's trapped in her own dream
@jazwaz112 me too i ... By: Balraj50. on 25 Jun 10, 23:23:24 @jazwaz112 me too i wish people can stop crying except for funrals, heartbrokened or something else.
I feel exactly like ... By: entertainer1987. on 22 Jun 10, 02:10:05 I feel exactly like Alice. I never listened to the good avice I gave myself and I ended up in a bad spot.
this song & In a ... By: foxieb2425. on 21 Jun 10, 20:18:19 this song & In a world of my own were always my favs in alice as a kid...
this song & In a ... By: foxieb2425. on 21 Jun 10, 20:18:13 this song & In a world of my own were always my favs in alice as a kid...
I love the unique ... By: boodiabetes8. on 21 Jun 10, 00:54:42 I love the unique birds!
This always used to ... By: darksyfe. on 20 Jun 10, 06:57:20 This always used to make me sad until all the other creatures started crying, then after that I felt better :/
@LeoDeGrand yeah, ... By: frankjoeboxer. on 19 Jun 10, 16:10:48 @LeoDeGrand yeah, there fat at the top and small at the bottom.
lol robert smiths ... By: kotney777. on 07 Jun 10, 05:06:48 lol robert smiths version makes the song happy xD
when i was little.. ... By: wiccan485. on 02 Jun 10, 20:06:28 when i was little...i cried to this song..
I feel like crying ... By: tamuluvi123. on 31 May 10, 11:52:16 I feel like crying when I hear this...
aww, this still ... By: mcGrawsion. on 29 May 10, 21:27:58 aww, this still makes me greet mahn :^) ,
@LeoDeGrand lmao i ... By: Amycakes1. on 26 May 10, 17:25:11 @LeoDeGrand lmao i love this comment
when she cries she ... By: Tonylonelyhedgehog. on 20 May 10, 05:44:54 when she cries she sound liek she lafifn PLZ tell me it's just me
very good advice ... By: Pigziggy. on 13 May 10, 05:16:07 very good advice not to show this fucked up shit to anyone else
@LeoDeGrand No, but ... By: MaicoMoon. on 11 May 10, 04:44:40 @LeoDeGrand No, but everyone notices how much of a pedo fag you are.
singular most ... By: legalyzefreed0m. on 10 May 10, 06:21:13 singular most powerful moment of the movie
if you like this ... By: Sum1Els2H8. on 07 May 10, 21:42:06 if you like this song check out my cover of it...id love to hear YOUR advice ;D
(sniff) this song ... By: joshuaorro. on 07 May 10, 17:55:47 (sniff) this song is very sad :(
I am particularly ... By: Sum1Els2H8. on 06 May 10, 05:19:35 I am particularly fond of Disney and Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland. They are both great virsions. So thank-you Loise Carrol for wrighting such a fantastic storry
p.s. GO GREEN!!!!(smoke dope)
omg it's wendy's ... By: xXNeverBeTheSameXx. on 06 May 10, 01:31:29 omg it's wendy's voice from peter pan!
lol
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Everyone wishes they could go back in time knowing what they know now. Since that's not possible, the next best thing is to listen to advice from those that already know. Here is some important advice and tips to live by. And of course, always wear sunscreen.
ummmm.... WHY ... By: Karin213fullyloaded. on 28 Jul 10, 14:14:47 ummmm.... WHY Doesn't this have More VIEWS???? This is one of those this that you HAVE to watch at least ONCE in your lifetime!!!
I need to watch it ... By: z0mgrae. on 22 Jul 10, 15:10:30 I need to watch it again. That is powerful.
I have this on a CD ... By: henriko95. on 18 Jul 10, 12:01:02 I have this on a CD... Bought in a music store....
theres a better vid ... By: PASkull000. on 13 Jul 10, 13:58:49 theres a better vid to this song.. search: the sunscreen song 10 year tribute!
Wow, that was ... By: PrinceLotar. on 25 Jun 10, 12:35:18 Wow, that was powerful...
Reminded me to ... By: Anon1696. on 21 Jun 10, 08:26:36 Reminded me to floss. :3
Amazing. By: sese10. on 18 Jun 10, 00:41:55 Amazing.
I haven't seen this ... By: frumiousbandersnatch. on 14 Jun 10, 09:19:18 I haven't seen this attributed to Paul Krassner yet, so I'm going to run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.
This sums up life ... By: TheEdenEye. on 13 Jun 10, 04:55:12 This sums up life better than anything else I've ever seen, no matter the age.
Actually, ... By: Enderschoice. on 12 Jun 10, 17:21:32 Actually, scientists have since discovered that some sunscreen is bad for you. So, like everything else, be careful.
such an awesome ... By: VideoDromer316. on 08 Jun 10, 05:42:11 such an awesome song!!!
This is straight ... By: CorumDogg. on 04 Jun 10, 08:28:36 This is straight RADICAL awesomeness excellence!!!
Awesome advice. :D By: spacedog1996. on 20 May 10, 03:02:24 Awesome advice. :D
Interesting .... ... By: MarvelousMaci. on 15 May 10, 20:10:03 Interesting .... good words to live by.
Who narrated this? ... By: Bendermos. on 05 May 10, 03:19:52 Who narrated this? Sounds like the guy from America's most wanted.
I think I'm living ... By: Bendermos. on 03 May 10, 23:30:45 I think I'm living life to the mediumest right now.
@hellohelloselam ... By: condiersea. on 22 Apr 10, 16:33:36 @hellohelloselam same.but you are and so am i. fuck....
Awesome! By: flamincookie. on 15 Apr 10, 01:58:19 Awesome!
how can i download ... By: vickyunika. on 02 Apr 10, 05:44:09 how can i download this video??
i want to share it with my friends..^^
I remember when ... By: suburbanblackchick. on 21 Mar 10, 18:31:51 I remember when this came out. It was played on the local radio stations in Northern Virginia back then.
this video is ... By: buck25ler. on 16 Mar 10, 03:17:22 this video is amazing!
sounds like a mix ... By: victorjulio15. on 07 Mar 10, 19:52:20 sounds like a mix between carl sagan's pale blue dot and chris rock's no sex in the champagne room. but very interesting nonetheless.
that was beautiful ... By: tashibb. on 07 Mar 10, 06:10:59 that was beautiful thank you
Mmm Good Stuff... ... By: MrMldillman. on 28 Feb 10, 20:55:03 Mmm Good Stuff...Thanks!
@brassmonkeyjew ... By: bongtoker420. on 30 Jul 10, 09:09:02 @brassmonkeyjew overrated,indeed. but that doesnt take any credibility away. that just means its official that he's the shit
imagine if Quentin ... By: bongtoker420. on 30 Jul 10, 09:01:53 imagine if Quentin made a western movie? that would be sickkkk
Guillermo del toro ... By: Thisismytrollingface. on 29 Jul 10, 20:45:12 Guillermo del toro you wonderful god.
The funniest thing ... By: smallcretzuli. on 29 Jul 10, 18:48:24 The funniest thing about Quentin Tarantino is that he can say anything - ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING - and all his little fan boy lap dogs will sucks his balls and beg for more.
@claudioagmfilho ... By: Andoreasu. on 28 Jul 10, 04:38:22 @claudioagmfilho Fucking A Quentin Tarantino
i am in in love ... By: THTSEpisodes. on 26 Jul 10, 08:33:00 i am in in love with quentin tarantino
In my experience, ... By: jesseshulman. on 26 Jul 10, 01:53:02 In my experience, throwing nitro in people's laps just pisses them off, unless we're talking figuratively
sam is an honest ... By: SA6744. on 24 Jul 10, 10:49:37 sam is an honest man
Props on the Evil ... By: HurleyTheDavid. on 23 Jul 10, 23:41:04 Props on the Evil Dead Shirt
@rawrrashalicious ... By: raveneffect2006. on 23 Jul 10, 23:03:38 @rawrrashalicious He's like a big teddy bear haha
@cb9603 hell fckn ... By: Xpimp123X. on 20 Jul 10, 20:15:35 @cb9603 hell fckn yea smoking weed with quentin i wud be successful i wanna be a filmaker
i want like a ... By: 543821. on 16 Jul 10, 03:01:04 i want like a freakin 1 hour video of Quentin JUST TALKING... I bet I'd learn tons of stuff...
Dear Mr. Quentin ... By: 543821. on 16 Jul 10, 02:55:32 Dear Mr. Quentin Tarantino, instead of going to film school, I'm going to listen to your advice xD ... no but really, Quentin can give some REALLY good advice.
Great advice! thanks By: J85TELEVIZZLE. on 13 Jul 10, 18:32:35 Great advice! thanks
@brassmonkeyjew I ... By: SpeakToMe19. on 13 Jul 10, 04:50:13 @brassmonkeyjew I agree, from a purely filmmaking standpoint, Raimi is the best. Then I'd say Tarantino is the most entertaining, and Rodriguez is one I could learn from the most. Great mash-up of filmmakers.
Imagine the ideas ... By: cb9603. on 12 Jul 10, 22:04:34 Imagine the ideas you could throw around smoking weed with Quentin.
Hey everyone, add ... By: Statistic100. on 12 Jul 10, 01:50:10 Hey everyone, add me if you have a passion for film making. I'm british and sixteen and want to be a film director. Add me and we'll talk about how someone would go about making it in the industry, what films you liking at the moment or even what inspired you to get into film in the first place :)
Both of his ... By: MonsieurLeBron. on 10 Jul 10, 22:40:07 Both of his Inglorious Bastards films where fucking dynamite!
@brassmonkeyjew ... By: Saone1337. on 07 Jul 10, 19:57:49 @brassmonkeyjew What about Robert Rodriguez? don't you think he is good too? :P
@PassionPulp
... By: brassmonkeyjew. on 07 Jul 10, 01:04:53 @PassionPulp
Raimi is the best film maker on that panel.
Tarantino included; whom i think is overrated.
'm a filmmaker, not ... By: FFwdFilms. on 05 Jul 10, 05:51:55 'm a filmmaker, not a spammer. I have some videos I am trying to draw attention to for a good non profit cause. With a few of my films garnering success at festivals, I am just looking for some feedback and support.
So if you like what you see, subscribe, vote, and add me as a friend. All the best.
Randy
@UnrealSlayer92
... By: scatman813. on 01 Jul 10, 21:26:19 @UnrealSlayer92
Ya I am with you Cameron's Avatar was way overatted, the story was a ripoff of daces with wolves are even LOL Pocahontas in some ways.
@PassionPulp "I ... By: mWipple. on 01 Jul 10, 14:09:01 @PassionPulp "I steal from every single movie ever made. If people don't like that, then tough tills, don't go and see it, all right? I steal from everything. Great artists steal, they don't do homages." -QT
It's a good thing ... By: UnrealSlayer92. on 01 Jul 10, 01:01:27 It's a good thing James Cameron wasn't there giving advice. He would have automatically go all CGI on there asses.
his advice was soo ... By: cptmuska. on 30 Jun 10, 19:00:27 his advice was soo good
If u want to be a ... By: AramakiTaka. on 28 Jul 10, 12:32:54 If u want to be a good writer, NEVER EVER READ TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Yeah, that's my advice and I think Stephen King and I are on the same boat here ;)
@sunaynaprasad ... By: TheAdventuresofTime. on 22 Jul 10, 21:40:01 @sunaynaprasad Don't mess up your education!!! If you are getting published, doesn't mean you're going to live the rest of your life off of the money you earn.
My first moment was ... By: TylerRuprecht. on 20 Jul 10, 07:32:30 My first moment was when I read Cat & Mouse by James Patterson. After that I decided that I was going to start seriously writing my story ideas. I laughed when I first saw this video because that is exactly why I started being serious about writing.
@thechaz83 During ... By: ProfessorCWI. on 16 Jul 10, 07:05:17 @thechaz83 During and for about two to three years after college, I would write and write and write to no avail about things that I loved. And then I had a nervous breakdown and was put on a bunch of drugs. Now I cannot even form a single thought on a blank page. I blame the drugs. So, what I do now is that I don't even try to use my imagination. I just take everyday events and I write them down and then I ask myself... "What if..."
@MrSpanky87 Yeah. I ... By: MufF1N01. on 15 Jul 10, 06:44:01 @MrSpanky87 Yeah. I seem to get new interests all the time. At the moment I'm into writing, playing bass guitar, biology, cooking, Atheist vs Christian debating. I also go to school. Unfortunately the thing I've been interested with the longest is computers and I'm quite addicted to it so it keeps me from achieving anything in my other interests. Like Stephen said, you need a lot of hard work. Many successful people say that you have to keep doing what you like and avoid doing anything else.
Why wait that long? ... By: sunaynaprasad. on 14 Jul 10, 00:44:01 Why wait that long? I'm getting published at the age of sixteen.
I love the shirt. By: Paddis92. on 12 Jul 10, 22:57:17 I love the shirt.
@MrSpanky87 yes. ... By: Zayahsan. on 12 Jul 10, 05:02:32 @MrSpanky87 yes. i'm a writer/drawer guitar/bass comedy/director
That's what I said ... By: Starfall3. on 05 Jul 10, 18:05:29 That's what I said when I read Twilight. lol
@Fullblaster
... By: Riimbaude. on 01 Jul 10, 11:03:27 @Fullblaster
Merci beaucoup pour cette traduction.
He is a great ... By: BorjaBarrag. on 01 Jul 10, 10:03:31 He is a great writer, but doesn't know how to dress...
I often struggle to ... By: MrSpanky87. on 30 Jun 10, 21:45:42 I often struggle to juggle between my hobbies - I love painting/drawing, writing/reading, and guitar/piano - But I'm afraid that unless I cut my list down to one specific goal I'll end up becoming a jack of all trades and master of none. :-( Anyone ever had a similar problem that gave him loads of stress?
@thechaz83 Write a ... By: EvertonF0ster. on 29 Jun 10, 22:13:38 @thechaz83 Write a ton of poetry thats free verse and strange. Read a ton of it too. GO online and look up this guy called Ted Mathys, you should understand when you find some of his stuff. Oh also try and daydream, and night dream. Nightmares are good too but fear is a tricky emotion to put into writing.
@Regonomics101 Ever ... By: thechaz83. on 26 Jun 10, 03:53:07 @Regonomics101 Ever since I've opened my heart and mind to the 21st century conformist way of writing, write this way, blah, blah, blah, my imagination has taken a nose dive into oblivion. Anyone on here know what I can do to open my mind back up again. I have the ideas but there clogged as well. To me its like being constipated.
Fuck you, and your ... By: jesusismygardener. on 21 Jun 10, 05:40:35 Fuck you, and your momma.
Fuck Twilight. By: Nightmonkey17. on 18 Jun 10, 02:56:40 Fuck Twilight.
^5 for king saying ... By: Tysoncampbell69. on 17 Jun 10, 20:52:57 ^5 for king saying twilight zone is crap
@emoviebuff87 you ... By: Regonomics101. on 17 Jun 10, 18:45:49 @emoviebuff87 you can't say i hope it gets published you have to say it will get published! sounds cheesy but that's what i say and it keeps me going.
loved it great ... By: juancrls68. on 16 Jun 10, 14:38:34 loved it great movie hope they make another real soon and hey i'm 64 but still loved it as I watched it fr33 at BestMovieEver. ne t
@Riimbaude
La ... By: Fullblaster. on 16 Jun 10, 06:48:15 @Riimbaude
La fille demande quel conseil il donnerait à quelqu'un qui veut se lancer dans l'écriture. Il dit d'une part qu'il faut lire beaucoup et que si on ne lit pas on ne peut devenir auteur. Ensuite il dit qu'il faut également écrire beaucoup pour développer un style propre.
À la fin, il décrit un "moment magique" qui se produit dans la vie d'un auteur. Il lit un livre et se dit que c'est vraiment mauvais, qu'il peut faire bien mieux que cela, mais que ce livre a été publié!
@twitter1971 r u ... By: daspoon456. on 13 Jun 10, 16:38:27 @twitter1971 r u pissed beacause none of the crappy books you wrote got published unlike his did?
btw he doesnt have any crappy books.
so fuck you. goodnight.
hes gonna live to ... By: daspoon456. on 13 Jun 10, 16:29:44 hes gonna live to be a 1000 years OLD!!!!
@twitter1971: ... By: SpeCulaTionS101. on 11 Jun 10, 20:30:58 @twitter1971: That's funny, seeing as that most English professors are notorious assholes who were too weak to get a real job in the real world. So it makes sense they would criticize a famous and successful author like King. I bet they haven't gotten any of their books published!
@209116032 If it is ... By: Vejo3. on 11 Jun 10, 16:54:30 @209116032 If it is somewhat inspired by the Twilight series in any way shape or form then please don't...
@Trecathlus
one ... By: MisterAkJonny. on 27 Jul 10, 16:11:13 @Trecathlus
one more thing, when i said "You must be a woman beater, huh? I mean to assume that Im talking about "hitting women", & that its the first thing to come to mind, I think that its safe to assume that your a woman beater. Am I right?"; i was being sarcastic... i didnt mean it & i hope that you took it as sarcasm & not an intentional diss...
@myluckyday20
to ... By: MisterAkJonny. on 27 Jul 10, 16:08:42 @myluckyday20
to be truthful; no, i dont assume that people are thinking the "male" sence of the term "dick"... i tell my girlfriend all the time that she's acting a "dick", even though she doesn't have one... although in all fairness, it can be confusing at times trying to tell who wears the pants in the relationship, me or her, but thats my problem...
@MisterAkJonny With ... By: WillStevenson. on 27 Jul 10, 08:43:56 @MisterAkJonny With all due respect, deal with it. Having worked in broadcasting for 15 years, I can tell you that advertising pays my bills. Advertising allows me to be able to pay for internet access so I can log in to YouTube. Advertising clearly is helping YouTube "stay on the air" -- just like it does for TV and radio. A 15 second ad isn't going to kill you.
@MisterAkJonny if ... By: Axl207. on 26 Jul 10, 17:50:56 @MisterAkJonny if your time s so valuable dont sit around watching youtube videos, if not you can put up with the couple of seconds it takes for an ad, an if you dontlike it dont fucking watch it
@MisterAkJonny ... By: LtotheULZ. on 24 Jul 10, 00:49:55 @MisterAkJonny youtube most likely make money off it
@MisterAkJonny ... By: myluckyday20. on 23 Jul 10, 21:09:56 @MisterAkJonny ahaha so i take it that when someone calls someone a dick you dont automatically assume theyre talking about a guy? come on get real
@myluckyday20 paul ... By: sam44012. on 21 Jul 10, 04:42:15 @myluckyday20 paul shafer
what the crap is ... By: jonmeoman. on 21 Jul 10, 03:28:42 what the crap is with all these gay and i do mean GAY commercials??
f u read this n do ... By: UrtMandM. on 19 Jul 10, 21:42:31 f u read this n do not copy to another? 15? videos you'll die in 10 days i got scared 'bout it
ever notice paul ... By: joshuaandrews59. on 18 Jul 10, 23:39:31 ever notice paul never really has any quality input, he just "repeats" what dave says.
Remember the day ... By: pharcide27. on 18 Jul 10, 16:27:27 Remember the day when TV was free and that's why there was advertising? Well now we pay for TV and the advertising, this is still free. Suck it up.
Remember the days ... By: pharcide27. on 18 Jul 10, 16:26:20 Remember the days when TV was free and that's why there was advertising? Well now we all pay for TV and the advertising. This is still free so suck it up.
@MisterAkJonny its ... By: esperanza31288. on 18 Jul 10, 15:11:29 @MisterAkJonny its 30 seconds... get over ya impatient prick
The show wouldn't ... By: nirvanathecrackfox. on 15 Jul 10, 14:15:56 The show wouldn't be the same without Paul.
NBC steals jokes ... By: RighteousWoman420. on 14 Jul 10, 23:53:36 NBC steals jokes from web videos.Check my page for proof.
and that music guy ... By: myluckyday20. on 08 Jul 10, 18:29:16 and that music guy i forgot his name is so annoying
does he mean jimmy ... By: myluckyday20. on 08 Jul 10, 18:25:56 does he mean jimmy kimmel, not jimmy fallon
crest gives you aids By: moakley. on 07 Jul 10, 08:41:47 crest gives you aids
@cgodfrey19 I agree ... By: Ipso80. on 03 Jul 10, 23:46:38 @cgodfrey19 I agree with you that Paul doesn't ever shut up. But I have to say, I find his constant talking along side Dave, in this instance, to be quite funny. It's like he's that little sidekick who agrees with the big guy, just because. Add in his unique voice and appearance, and to me it just adds to the comedy. :)
@Trecathlus
I just ... By: MisterAkJonny. on 02 Jul 10, 14:20:10 @Trecathlus
I just think that its entirely disrespectful to assume that the word "bitch" refers to women.
& @SuperiorSwagon1
Carson is a tool who has no interest in whomever he's interviewing unless your crotch smells like fish & your chest has a pair of pillows.
@MisterAkJonny What ... By: Trecathlus. on 02 Jul 10, 10:58:28 @MisterAkJonny What is safe to assume is that your response says so much more about you than any retort I could possibly mount to the completely out-of-proportion anger you're putting on display here.
My point, actually, was that these ads are nothing to fret about. A psychologist you're not.
Carson Daly is the ... By: SuperiorSwagon1. on 02 Jul 10, 08:26:08 Carson Daly is the worst interviewer in history! Good taste in music though.
@Trecathlus;
You ... By: MisterAkJonny. on 02 Jul 10, 05:13:22 @Trecathlus;
You must be a woman beater, huh? I mean to assume that Im talking about "hitting women", & that its the first thing to come to mind, I think that its safe to assume that your a woman beater. Am I right?
No you friggin' idiot, Im not talking about hitting women. A bitch can be a guy or a girl, but in this instance, Im reffering to TV exec's.
Get a grip pal, and slip yourself an oxy contin, you'll enjoy the trip.
that is such a ... By: hippiechrissy. on 01 Jul 10, 14:29:54 that is such a cheap shot. the mans out there every bloody night, with fresh material.. and hes charming! #stewie
I always listen to ... By: LilFireFox. on 29 Jul 10, 01:11:31 I always listen to this clip when I'm down or unsure about my life. It's amazing how a 40 year old man can dress in drag as a late 60 year old lady and speak to all women out there! I still find that a shock. He's been raised good in his life to understand and relate.
THIS PART ITS SO ... By: prettyeyes770. on 28 Jul 10, 03:44:01 THIS PART ITS SO FUNNY :D
Everything she said ... By: BrickGrease. on 28 Jul 10, 03:06:49 Everything she said is true
He needs more Madea ... By: musiqsangel. on 27 Jul 10, 04:59:42 He needs more Madea plays! I can't get enough of them! :)
@MegaXton i ... By: 09hatianprincess. on 26 Jul 10, 22:32:10 @MegaXton i thought that he was the best thing that ever happen to me, i try to change hym but i couldnt i guess... i got played, cheated, lyed to, i was abused everything!!! and i was still with hym.. it really hurts) but i guess i need to move.. it really sad.
i wish this lady ... By: marrag1. on 26 Jul 10, 07:25:46 i wish this lady was my therapist i probably would be a different person right now but this is actually really good advice wen my ex's were giving me problems i should have just left them and not stay with them and create problems for myself
That's the thing ... By: redmustang03. on 25 Jul 10, 23:55:52 That's the thing about Tyler Perry. When Hollywood told him no, he went out did his own thing and spent his own money on the movies and now he's pretty much giving Hollywood the finger for doubting him. If he can reach more people, his empire will be multi billion and I wouldn't be surprised if it did. Go to 60 minutes and watch his special about the rise of Tyler Perry.
FUNNY YET A REALLY ... By: LoQueTeAseFeliz. on 24 Jul 10, 19:34:05 FUNNY YET A REALLY GOOD MESSAGE I LOVE!!
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they need to have ... By: bigt2711. on 23 Jul 10, 18:53:33 they need to have another play in the ATL
@09hatianprincess ... By: MegaXton. on 23 Jul 10, 16:47:10 @09hatianprincess why wat happen
Good advice! By: ephsori. on 22 Jul 10, 20:19:08 Good advice!
We bought all the ... By: CAL2177. on 22 Jul 10, 18:10:20 We bought all the Madea DVD's and watch them regularly. We love them!
Madea is the shit By: hitmanmoneyk. on 22 Jul 10, 08:33:05 Madea is the shit
Best relationship ... By: aKokeb. on 22 Jul 10, 07:34:21 Best relationship advice EVER!!!! mwahhh
and she walking ... By: mrscox27. on 20 Jul 10, 07:12:50 and she walking around smiling and singing..it aint cuz shes happy with jesus alone...jesus has some help putting that smile on her face....lmao
words are really ... By: 09hatianprincess. on 19 Jul 10, 21:30:34 words are really touching!! maybe i do need to move on
I KNOW A LOT OF ... By: mistyblue916. on 18 Jul 10, 03:10:48 I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT NEED TO TAKE TAHT ADVICE THOSE ARE WORDS TOTLIVE BY AMAN AMAN AMAN
But a woman.... ... By: Splodarine. on 17 Jul 10, 18:14:39 But a woman.... Them things is slick!
i love Medea, but ... By: luname82. on 17 Jul 10, 07:59:16 i love Medea, but would seomeone finish what she was about to say for me. she said if you and to know if a man is not cheating on you and him to....? what? she didn't finish the thought? is it ask him to "kiss" you down there? is not WHAT IS IT?...
i been going ... By: TheHoneycone. on 17 Jul 10, 03:49:58 i been going through something and i needed to hear those words that madea was saying i needed that advivce god is good all the time because that was right on time.
this is such good ... By: boonkitty1029. on 17 Jul 10, 03:45:31 this is such good advice!!!
brilliant.... By: SusanKayne. on 11 Jul 10, 07:25:59 brilliant....
Thank you so much ... By: burpo. on 11 Jul 10, 03:38:11 Thank you so much for posting this.
@spottswood You are ... By: Phabulouso. on 05 Jul 10, 17:08:26 @spottswood You are correct in that. My writing instructor at the New York Film Academy mentioned a lot of these tips. Especially the sadism. :) Good post. Thank you, StumbleUpon.
Lol, I write not ... By: PhilosophicalPsycho. on 26 May 10, 00:44:58 Lol, I write not only for myself, but for the whole world.
"Flip" features new countries from Atlantis and Antarctica.
"The Trek of Promise" is the national anthem for Tenchibi.
"Erudite Sense over the Unknown" is the national anthem for Eriaqua.
@ ... By: louiselah. on 25 May 10, 16:17:17 @PhilosophicalPsycho write for just one person :)
I checked your page for "Flip" but couldn't find it.
Thank you :D
... By: PhilosophicalPsycho. on 25 May 10, 00:40:46 Thank you :D
Unfortunately, life is hard, and I can't find decent time to write. I also hold doubts whether it will actually be worth reading once completed.
I just thought that putting this story idea out of the way would be easier than getting to work on my main piece, "Flip." I have two videos currently up on that story.
@ ... By: louiselah. on 24 May 10, 21:36:29 @PhilosophicalPsycho good luck :)
What do rules ... By: PhilosophicalPsycho. on 22 May 10, 05:49:10 What do rules number five and seven mean?
YouTube is acting up again.
What do rules five ... By: PhilosophicalPsycho. on 22 May 10, 05:48:47 What do rules five and seven mean?
YouTube is acting up again.
How about 7?
... By: PhilosophicalPsycho. on 22 May 10, 05:47:31 How about 7?
Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
Does 5 (Start as close to the end as possible) mean that the opening setting should more or less already be near the conclusion? In a way sort of like "The Sniper" or "Of Men and Mice?"
How about 7?
... By: PhilosophicalPsycho. on 22 May 10, 05:46:22 How about 7?
Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
Does 5 (Start as close to the end as possible) mean that the opening setting should more or less already be near the conclusion? In a way sort of like "The Sniper" or "Of Men and Mice?"
How about 7?
... By: PhilosophicalPsycho. on 22 May 10, 05:45:52 How about 7?
Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
Does 5 (Start as close to the end as possible) mean that the opening setting should more or less already be near the conclusion? In a way sort of like "The Sniper" or "Of Men and Mice?"
I'm blueprinting ... By: PhilosophicalPsycho. on 22 May 10, 05:39:21 I'm blueprinting out a story all about sadism. More specifically, there's sex and World War II involved, but not really directed connected. I just hope it doesn't clash with rule 1. It also goes in nicely with rule 4 and 8.
Wish me luck guys! I feel as if it can really be something!
Thanks for the ... By: catawba909. on 21 Mar 10, 02:05:50 Thanks for the advice...I'm not much of a writer so I just use a website called STORYJOIN You start a story and other members contribute to your story. It works for me, lol.
Ah yeah I was ... By: Aeozify. on 14 Mar 10, 22:55:23 Ah yeah I was thinking about that, but was still in doubt of a probable meaning behind that. Thank You
@Aeozify
In other ... By: Audiodump. on 14 Mar 10, 21:28:42 @Aeozify
In other words don't stall or waste the reader's time with meaningless text. When a reader finishes the story he should feel that his time was well spent, not wasted.
1. Use the time of ... By: Aeozify. on 09 Mar 10, 13:22:16 1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
Can someone elaborate on this?
Lol same here By: Aeozify. on 09 Mar 10, 13:21:25 Lol same here
i bet that would ... By: louiselah. on 01 Mar 10, 02:03:31 i bet that would have been :) lucky you :)
I interviewed Kurt ... By: corcoranwilson. on 28 Feb 10, 18:48:20 I interviewed Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., when he was teaching at the University of Iowa Writers' Workshop in 1965. (I was a college sophomore at the time). An interesting experience.
These rules, along ... By: thecrimsonfloyd. on 19 Feb 10, 05:27:54 These rules, along with George Orwells six rules, are rules I always try to follow when I'm writing. I'm not published, or anything. It's just fun to create stories.
Brilliant advice ... By: Not2Sane. on 14 Feb 10, 18:37:40 Brilliant advice from a brilliant author.
good guidelines, ... By: chinaownsusa. on 08 Feb 10, 02:22:15 good guidelines, but there are ALWAYS exceptions.
This is perfect ... By: madmethod21. on 27 Jan 10, 21:19:34 This is perfect advice for anyone looking to write short stories. How can you go wrong when you listen to a master like Mr. Vonnegut?
I'm 23 years old ... By: texasB666. on 26 Jan 10, 04:53:20 I'm 23 years old and i'm from Belgium so pardon my mistakes. I am a short story writer (ATM) and i couldn't do anything else because short stories can be so powerful. From Poe to Amy hempel. It's amazing and this guy is spot on. I don't want to sound superiur but you have to be a bit perverted sometimes :) especially when you write short stories. i've written 3 and they are being published next week. I can't wait !
"subscribe now for ... By: Mommy2Amaya. on 24 Jul 10, 04:56:43 "subscribe now for his vlog, ShayCaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl!" lol that was an awesome outro! I love it
awesome the behind ... By: Jordo1900. on 22 Jul 10, 23:38:54 awesome the behind the scenes is on the shaytards
Babytard look soo ... By: TheFizzysay. on 22 Jul 10, 22:19:00 Babytard look soo cute
can i got to ur ... By: jonasrocks131. on 20 Jul 10, 17:44:46 can i got to ur house for dinner! :D
best part-outro ... By: meigs68. on 19 Jul 10, 23:27:19 best part-outro song.
Lol 5 stars... this ... By: arcadewade. on 17 Jul 10, 23:55:25 Lol 5 stars... this must be old xD
Hey Shay, I think ... By: TheMagnificentMelvin. on 16 Jul 10, 22:04:25 Hey Shay, I think that Darlene Cabrera has great legs!!
babytard has the ... By: Shaytardz1. on 16 Jul 10, 17:41:07 babytard has the biggest smile ever
@CranePaper ... By: thechandlerslayer. on 12 Jul 10, 23:55:28 @CranePaper alright..... what if u are a high school wrestler and you have to beat someone who is better than you. if i want to beat him no matter what... what shoud i do?
I love this advice< ... By: CranePaper. on 11 Jul 10, 08:51:32 I love this advice
Guys, you just ate ... By: PeachPiggy. on 04 Jul 10, 21:45:48 Guys, you just ate the proof!:D
noooooooooooooo the ... By: michealjohntriba. on 27 Jun 10, 10:06:49 noooooooooooooo the proof we needs the proof
most dads dont get ... By: AaronHaver. on 24 Jun 10, 08:45:17 most dads dont get to feed the kids because they're busy with work or with the golf. but Shay, you are truly a man. i love you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA By: lnwreal3. on 23 Jun 10, 18:25:53 HAHAHAHAHAHAA
OH MY GOSH!!! ... By: Bassaholics123. on 20 Jun 10, 04:16:47 OH MY GOSH!!! mommytard is never gonna believe that the pudding looked like justin bieber,geez princesstard what the beep
sontard was so ... By: amycrowfan. on 15 Jun 10, 10:43:17 sontard was so intense !
if babytard gets ... By: ScolioSocksSix. on 05 Jun 10, 18:04:19 if babytard gets any cuter, the world will implode with cuteness and all the bunny rabbits wont be able to take it anymore, so they will turn evil.
@thegodofs Also in ... By: Springofpie. on 30 Jul 10, 07:27:06 @thegodofs Also in an episode of Spongebob, Spongebob says Chocolate Rain.
whats a meme... By: obioneshinobi123. on 30 Jul 10, 05:04:40 whats a meme...
so in a nut shell ... By: crypto457. on 28 Jul 10, 23:54:12 so in a nut shell a meme is just as useless as twitter and has no value to the internet what so ever and is more annoying than any virus or pop up known to humanity
RAMIREZ! DEFUSE ... By: Anonymous7165. on 28 Jul 10, 13:17:27 RAMIREZ! DEFUSE THIS NUKE WITH THESE TOENAIL CLIPPERS WHILE DEFENDING BURGERTOWN WHILE I MAKE MYSELF A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER!
this proves ... By: MetroidMan95. on 28 Jul 10, 03:52:14 this proves everyone on 4chan is either completely stupid or a genius
HOLY SHIT CRYING ... By: orientalbean. on 26 Jul 10, 22:44:35 HOLY SHIT CRYING DOG 1:30
When are you guys ... By: BillTheTurret. on 26 Jul 10, 10:53:22 When are you guys going to do "Ramirez, do everything!" or is that a spin off of this.
accually the meme " ... By: thegodofs. on 26 Jul 10, 03:32:02 accually the meme "the cake is a lie"
went more manstream by the phrase being said by a some what well known cartoon network show "Chowder"
chowder was promised cake but saidly was denied
so as anyone would do USE A MEME
and said
"the cake was a lie!"
close enough to resemble our broken meme
it has been a meme that lost meaning in it'self in 2008 from most posts but still lives on as copys of the meme have came to be as the spy is a lie and the pie is the truth
hope this helps...
@bowmasterstory: ... By: RockRocketShip. on 25 Jul 10, 06:38:30 @bowmasterstory: killing hookers?
Not violent or sexual at all.. *sarcasm*
i dont think ... By: mekdessie123. on 24 Jul 10, 17:52:23 i dont think 4channers believe that they are part of a 'secret club' but once something that was generated from the internet like a meme and becomes broadcasted on tv. the purpose of the meme is dead. just like when people say "FAIL" irl, the purpose of the term is destroyed.
TLDR; keep internet memes on the internet.
use the transcribe ... By: bumman117. on 24 Jul 10, 13:25:31 use the transcribe audio it gives me LAWLS
How the hell does ... By: BowmasterStory. on 24 Jul 10, 05:43:37 How the hell does this have sexual content or violence? WTF?
Pedo-bear doll in ... By: Coolak64. on 23 Jul 10, 20:30:34 Pedo-bear doll in the corner... O.o
If you go out to ... By: brad100and8. on 23 Jul 10, 18:12:29 If you go out to start a meme you will fail.
If you declare that it's a meme you will fail
'nuff said
Fuck You Insanity ... By: fucktheblackkids. on 22 Jul 10, 21:20:27 Fuck You Insanity Wolf you are fucking up the vid for me D;
do a know your meme ... By: kayaute. on 22 Jul 10, 04:23:08 do a know your meme tails doll please
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In no ... By: ClickMyName100. on 22 Jul 10, 00:59:39 @escobari
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0.99 ... By: alheadbme. on 31 Jan 10, 22:23:42 @ECHOGOLF11
0.99 repeating and 1 are simply two representations of the same number. This isn't a controversial topic in mathematics. I'm sorry I've had such negative reactions; I wasn't trying to start a debate with my comments.
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This guy is so ... By: CSNY70. on 15 Mar 10, 00:18:50 This guy is so weird. He should have been fired for that alone.
i like mike leach By: timgotta. on 11 Mar 10, 06:26:32 i like mike leach
what would mike ... By: waitingforspring730. on 26 Feb 10, 03:55:56 what would mike leach know about dating? his high school sweetheart is still locked in the closet.
Well Mike, ECU fans ... By: CaniacTiLLIDie. on 18 Feb 10, 18:01:58 Well Mike, ECU fans wanted you to come to Greenville and be a real pirate but I guess if we can't have you we'll take all your former coach's which would be the
2nd best thing. Go Pirates and Wreck em Tech.
Wyoming !! funny ... By: Brad88ford. on 12 Feb 10, 19:54:42 Wyoming !! funny that explains everything!!
Wow...Mike is a ... By: flippnbricks2o8. on 05 Feb 10, 14:06:39 Wow...Mike is a perty smart guy. I thought he was going to give a sarcastic answer.
Mike Leach- amazing ... By: gohlke. on 21 Jan 10, 19:13:37 Mike Leach- amazing coach even when football is not the subject.
I bought one of ... By: oudavid1. on 12 Jan 10, 00:02:50 I bought one of those shirts! and im an OU fan
Just lock her in a ... By: ccg111777. on 11 Jan 10, 22:54:21 Just lock her in a shed until she's ready to let you have your way with her.
lmfao leach is just ... By: xboxplaya420. on 10 Jan 10, 23:50:43 lmfao leach is just being honest
LEACH IS AWESOME... ... By: hossmcgee. on 09 Jan 10, 04:25:35 LEACH IS AWESOME.......
I agree. The espn ... By: nowaveshow. on 08 Jan 10, 07:59:54 I agree. The espn guys clearly screwed him over with some of their coverage. I wish Indiana would hire him. I would love to have ten straight winning seasons and bowl games.
TEAM LEACH By: disturbed232. on 06 Jan 10, 08:30:16 TEAM LEACH
computer schemes? ... By: slyordie42. on 06 Jan 10, 06:59:51 computer schemes? haha go shed
dud is off the ... By: mattingly234ever. on 06 Jan 10, 01:54:35 dud is off the fucking chain
TEAM LEACH, BABY! By: felixmendelssohn. on 05 Jan 10, 06:44:04 TEAM LEACH, BABY!
"bizarre looking ... By: Unekwu89. on 05 Jan 10, 05:15:28 "bizarre looking characters"
how doesnt love this man?
team leach!
i'm ... By: PhillipH903. on 04 Jan 10, 22:59:11 team leach!
i'm not even a Tech fan, but this dude is awesome.
If he didn't ... By: greatmya. on 04 Jan 10, 12:52:40 If he didn't deserve to play for Texas Tech, why did Leach recruit him?? Answer thast dumbass. Also, it's James, not Jones.
Also, how in the hell has Tiger been raped by the media? He has raped his family and reputation. He admitted it . How are you smart enough to be able to log on a computer?
@ToxicWastoid 4 1/2 ... By: nathanicdao. on 22 Jul 10, 09:51:30 @ToxicWastoid 4 1/2 for compromise
Alan Moore's not in ... By: GRJones92hk. on 17 Jul 10, 14:23:03 Alan Moore's not in an officially recognised position as best person in the world, but, he is...
If you like this, ... By: Tropicalia. on 12 Jul 10, 14:13:52 If you like this, you've got read the interview he did? with The Quietus. Man's a freaking genius.
TheQuietus[dot]com/articles/04603-alan-moore-interview-unearthing-2
I like hoe LJ ... By: spiritscar. on 03 Jul 10, 18:18:15 I like hoe LJ Pindling gives the thumbs up at the end.
He' s so happy he just got this amazing interview with a genius.
@mmmikkko :haha By: noklarok. on 18 Jun 10, 19:33:35 @mmmikkko :haha
such an inspiration. By: jalvmxm. on 15 Jun 10, 17:23:46 such an inspiration.
I played BF Bad ... By: maciasbennett98139. on 24 May 10, 02:16:20 I played BF Bad Company 2 every day with my close friends. It is magnificent. Every one of us down loaded it from BFBC2DownloadXcom (replace X with . ), and it runs perfectly!
"There isn't a ... By: ToxicWastoid. on 21 May 10, 15:58:10 "There isn't a ceiling." The totality of Art summed up in four words, or five.
guys u can put ... By: mmmikkko. on 11 May 10, 20:29:54 guys u can put english subtitle?
Theres no doubt why ... By: ideatalento. on 11 May 10, 05:30:23 Theres no doubt why he is still the most important writer in comics. He's simply an inspiration. And as much of you have commented I would love to sit and have a chat with him. That would be a dream come true.
Just another reason ... By: IvanMtl. on 06 May 10, 22:44:44 Just another reason to like Alan Moore. In addition to being an extremely talented writer, it would appear that he is an equally nice guy. I would love to sit down with this guy and talk comics, books, TV, music, and just life in general. Hell, I'd even bring my guitar so we could jam. lol
What a sensible man ... By: amiablesnowman. on 28 Apr 10, 21:28:11 What a sensible man :)
@CatAtomic99 Looks ... By: 13thfloor18. on 26 Apr 10, 15:46:59 @CatAtomic99 Looks can be deceiving
My friends like ... By: blackprincess82. on 24 Apr 10, 23:26:15 My friends like rocks tars and rap stars, models and sporting celebrities. I like Alan Moore.
@hijodeganas My ... By: JVThrillz. on 11 Apr 10, 18:27:42 @hijodeganas My friend, people are naturally born artists ^_^
The problem is continuing to be an artist as you grow
(That's a quote from Picasso btw hahaha)
So true. By: manyeyeshere. on 07 Apr 10, 12:04:17 So true.
This should be like ... By: loftboyyy. on 06 Apr 10, 23:49:34 This should be like a motivational cd or something XD.
i really feel inspired
@CatAtomic99 He's a ... By: r3dk9. on 03 Apr 10, 00:56:33 @CatAtomic99 He's a cool fire-breathing dragon.
Money has a meaning ... By: cambaprecoz. on 31 Mar 10, 20:48:47 Money has a meaning in this worl, but that doesn't mean it should define the meaning on one's life!
I'll live my loife ... By: cambaprecoz. on 31 Mar 10, 20:43:37 I'll live my loife for Alan Moore!
...very nice :p ... By: rivington2. on 30 Mar 10, 23:09:58 ...very nice :p fare enough.
yeah it's ... By: mwells219. on 13 Mar 10, 04:58:12 yeah it's absolutely tragic what DC did to alan moore. he got completely screwed out of royalties for the watchmen graphic novel.
@mwells219 you ... By: mikejaks82. on 13 Mar 10, 01:31:01 @mwells219 you blatantly didn't watch or understand the video before posting this lol.
@CatAtomic99 yes.. ... By: ZeroAzrael614. on 12 Mar 10, 23:42:21 @CatAtomic99 yes.. both.. like a Really cool Fire breathing dragon.
wow, alan moore ... By: WhoTheGreat. on 01 Mar 10, 15:31:56 wow, alan moore giving me advice on what to do with my life, i would probably make a sex explosion in my pants, or start to drool, or cry and laugh at the same time with every sentence he utters. i need to go change my pants, get a box of tissues for my drooling, sex explosion and crying/laughing.
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haha energy drinks ... By: DJRonnieG. on 29 Mar 10, 21:53:03 haha energy drinks at the dinner table for you and your date!
ahahah :D By: noTfAckiNmE. on 21 Jan 10, 01:38:45 ahahah :D
4:51 This is the ... By: jowright33. on 05 Nov 09, 17:50:04 4:51 This is the best :D
4:51 This is the ... By: jowright33. on 05 Nov 09, 17:49:37 4:51 This is the best :D
lol at 5:48 he ... By: mihokdanny. on 07 Aug 09, 01:01:43 lol at 5:48 he looks like John Belushi pretending to be Joe Cocker....... again ^_^
hahahaha "10 ... By: DjAznInVAZN. on 25 Jun 09, 23:28:26 hahahaha "10 dollars is a serious amount." hahahaha Love it.
haha.
that made me ... By: supermansavdme. on 17 Jun 09, 01:25:00 haha.
that made me laugh so much.
x]
Tight brunette in a ... By: FRANKEvans9431. on 12 Jun 09, 18:01:43 Tight brunette in a 69er, then fcked and facialised - 1TUBEXXX[.]COM
LOL. I love ... By: StroutsInk. on 28 May 09, 06:07:01 LOL. I love chocolate and $10 won't cover the right kind.
Sound advice. LOL. ... By: Jordmate. on 24 May 09, 12:57:36 Sound advice. LOL. I'm sure your getting all the chics Ross.
awesome! haha By: supered86. on 22 May 09, 02:30:41 awesome! haha
All the class of ... By: NoLongerLeft. on 09 May 09, 05:27:16 All the class of Nick Tortelli
why do people think ... By: MoonaticFairy9. on 06 May 09, 21:49:30 why do people think u have to spend a lot of money on girls i hate if a guy pays for me i can pay for myself
He's smart, he ... By: Triple8880. on 14 Apr 09, 22:50:32 He's smart, he voted for barack obama.... hahahahahaha.
"Love is a lie made ... By: 4YouProductions. on 13 Apr 09, 04:51:51 "Love is a lie made up by the American government." :) haha
I guess I'm picky ... By: zerotolerance4u. on 29 Mar 09, 06:33:07 I guess I'm picky too. I prefer girls that don't cost as much money. Best of luck to you too, chocolate lover. ;^)
LOL!! Person, You ... By: Eiveu. on 29 Mar 09, 05:49:43 LOL!! Person, You KNOW why I said that! I already said that I'm a girl! For me, some of the stuff he did would come off as sleazy~ I CAN taste the difference between cheap chocolate and expensive chocolate for one. So that just means I'm different (read: pickier) than the girls you've dated. Best of luck in love, Casanova!
Son of a gun ... By: hcig. on 27 Mar 09, 08:14:24 Son of a gun didaly-on, i didnt realize that was you!
i just figured you got a friend to come on and do this, good transformation :D
you ever go out on the town as russ, ya know, try and pick up chicks with a box of parliaments?
I don't know why ... By: zerotolerance4u. on 27 Mar 09, 05:35:21 I don't know why you say that. Ever since I watched this video I've been getting more sXX than a toilet seat. I'm starting to get exhausted and had to change my phone number twice.
It's just that ... By: Eiveu. on 27 Mar 09, 04:24:24 It's just that 99.99% of advice on this video would be just about the LAST thing you want to do if you want to impress a girl. Hince, I hope you were joking when you said you wish you found this sooner. (And yes, I've the XX chromo combo.)
Thanks for the ... By: XxNinjapimpxX. on 22 Mar 09, 02:26:52 Thanks for the advice dude!
Donnie Darko rocked ... By: SeanFilms. on 18 Mar 09, 17:06:19 Donnie Darko rocked my world!
Fuckin Jews, lol ... By: GabetheGreat09. on 18 Mar 09, 06:09:27 Fuckin Jews, lol naw iam not trying to be antisemitic but this was funny
Russ is actually ... By: JordanCrowderFilms. on 16 Mar 09, 17:44:33 Russ is actually created and portrayed by Steven's brother, actor and filmmaker Jordan Crowder... me!
There's no crying ... By: fighter1234543. on 27 Jul 10, 02:36:19 There's no crying in baseball!
Wrong movie
lol i realized when ... By: jermain703. on 24 Jul 10, 19:11:33 lol i realized when he said politically active boyfriend xD can i haz cookie?
LMFAO forest gump ... By: iloveyouchocolate101. on 24 Jul 10, 16:18:13 LMFAO forest gump is liek my favorite movie ever XD
hahaha the second ... By: shaupage94. on 24 Jul 10, 02:05:22 hahaha the second he said jenny i knew he was talking about forrest gump
Amir nearly gave it ... By: NottMacRuairi. on 23 Jul 10, 19:23:13 Amir nearly gave it away before he even started, he says "can I talk to you for a second" in forest Gump's voice.
okay so type it ... By: fruitx4yay. on 23 Jul 10, 17:53:29 okay so type it correctly BITCH.
bahahha
You gotta hate Amir ... By: K00rihi. on 23 Jul 10, 17:48:22 You gotta hate Amir sometimes. XD
I LIKE QWATCHING ... By: 1234567890qwertyuiog. on 23 Jul 10, 13:11:08 I LIKE QWATCHING THIS
the first time he ... By: MrBreck14. on 23 Jul 10, 04:23:50 the first time he sayed jennay, i was watching forrest gump on tnt and it was FUCKING INSANE
I want an ... By: drnknrblT. on 23 Jul 10, 02:44:22 I want an Amir-of-the-month calendar. Can we make this happen?
Amir is a very ... By: Chanimusic. on 22 Jul 10, 22:20:12 Amir is a very common Israeli name
lol at 0:50 i ... By: Axion3812. on 22 Jul 10, 21:27:44 lol at 0:50 i realized what movie it was
i love the intros ... By: elvispresly1. on 21 Jul 10, 22:50:39 i love the intros so much, especially this one when its simple and hilarious
"hi your watching jake and amir" "watching" "ok so type it correctly BITCH! xD hahaaha
@f1ctgt2 it's on ... By: GoldToGarbage. on 21 Jul 10, 19:40:42 @f1ctgt2 it's on his bio...
haahaaha look at ... By: Anghorn32. on 21 Jul 10, 09:55:30 haahaaha look at jakes face when he raelizes that amirs fucking with him:D
at 0:58
I had no idea what ... By: 5genki5. on 21 Jul 10, 06:49:03 I had no idea what this was about....then I watched Forrest Gump. lol.
wa wa we wa i like. ... By: marcmarce27. on 21 Jul 10, 05:09:41 wa wa we wa i like.....
Amir looks ... By: Loudpaw. on 21 Jul 10, 02:31:52 Amir looks amazingly adorable when he says "wawaweewa" ;D
![David Letterman- Dave\](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uN6Q2YFFteQ/2.jpg "David Letterman- Dave\")
![Mike Leach\](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DxBsXzvENpo/2.jpg "Mike Leach\")
Latest comments made on this video:
By: RitsumeiAoyagi. on 30 Jul 10, 11:23:27
@ponypooper yeah its the easest thing to do but i guess they are so lonely in their life they have to insult someone just to get attention
By: RitsumeiAoyagi. on 30 Jul 10, 11:22:13
@XxHenrehxX OMG THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!! YOUR SO LUCKY!!!
By: RitsumeiAoyagi. on 30 Jul 10, 11:21:31
@musicmeister24 YEAH!! if i could vote 1000000000 times on this comment i would but i would have to stop soon cuz its 4:21 and im already geting crazy
By: lanieannn. on 30 Jul 10, 05:47:27
Love this!! Couldent stop laughing! :)
By: ownedkapoo. on 30 Jul 10, 04:09:57
@XxHenrehxX When?
By: mousie1103. on 29 Jul 10, 22:45:15
you are right they probably dont even have lifes.
By: mousie1103. on 29 Jul 10, 22:44:12
you are right they probably dont even have .
By: XxHenrehxX. on 29 Jul 10, 21:16:10
OMG, OH MY GOD!! FRED COMMENTED ON MY CHANNEL!!
By: Twittchell2000. on 29 Jul 10, 16:23:27
he has done better things than this
By: 10q32z. on 29 Jul 10, 07:13:10
@ponypooper or u can just ignore it,thumbs up is u agree
By: RavenAndJaelynnRock. on 29 Jul 10, 07:06:50
ya everyone who was talking about not to watch if you don't like fred your so right so f*ck off!
By: fatou151. on 29 Jul 10, 04:34:21
@xWhatTheBOOMx IKr.
By: ponypooper. on 29 Jul 10, 01:50:47
OMG IM SOOO TIRED OF SEEING PPL'S COMMENTS SAYING THAT 'FRED SUKS' OR 'I HATE THIS GAY FAGGOT' I MEAN, SERIOUSLY IM TIRED OF ALL THIS RETARDED CRAP THAT PEOPLE ARE GIVING FRED. IT'S LIKE, DONT WATCH THIS VIDEO THEN!!!!!!! DUH!!!
By: Dapaintballking7. on 28 Jul 10, 21:49:45
fred you are funny but you give bad advice!!! if you hate cats say yes!
By: ErinAndDakotaWebshow. on 28 Jul 10, 20:10:12
go to ErinAndDakotaWebshow channel
By: XBlackRose023X. on 28 Jul 10, 19:43:03
Well Fred I can give you advise... you need to make a vid to your haters because apperrantly they're trying to start another unsubscribe to Fred crap. Also season 2-3 were the best Fred episodes. Season 4 is alright but I'd have to pick between NigaHiga and you it'd be NigaHiga. :/ Good Luck on your movie, I'll be watching it whether it fails like "The Last Airbender" or eplodes to the top like "Dispicable Me". Except they weren't on Nick :O
By: xoloverockerxo999. on 28 Jul 10, 19:27:00
my name is taylor.! :DDD
By: shifty3204. on 28 Jul 10, 14:08:25
is this mocking others?
By: xWhatTheBOOMx. on 28 Jul 10, 09:34:38
escuse me, i meant 3 to 5. but still, you know my point.
By: sumitha811. on 28 Jul 10, 09:31:27
F?ED is actually cute! he's funny when he's crazayy :P but a lil gay dontcha think? I wanna actually see how he talks in his real voice & sweetly xD
By: xWhatTheBOOMx. on 28 Jul 10, 09:30:49
you know, i don't like complaints, but i also don't like complaints about complaints. it really gets annoying once it gets to the part where you see like, 4 or 5 in a row like the ones below this comment....
By: Ashilanathegreat. on 28 Jul 10, 06:34:07
guys stop baggin on lucas hes tryin to make kids laugh and if u dont like him dont watch him
By: filipinoflicks. on 28 Jul 10, 01:19:23
For you haters of fred watching this video... GET A LIFE!
By: jedi1000. on 28 Jul 10, 00:36:22
theres a fred movie coming out!
By: thejumpshots000. on 27 Jul 10, 21:45:11
stop